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[personal profile] thebeastwithout 2018-03-06 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
have you met me man

i'll probably get some votes from my class but why would anyone vote for a fifteen year old
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[personal profile] thebeastwithout 2018-03-09 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
awww thanks dude
but like
the rest of the city probably doesn't so it's gonna be a hard sell

.....my talent is turning my arms into tentacles, i guess?
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[personal profile] thebeastwithout 2018-03-11 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
oh wait
did you not see...


[that's right... it's not like he would've been doing this at school and he's been gone for a month...]

ok well surprise i'm a weird alien mutant
yaaaaaay......
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[personal profile] thebeastwithout 2018-03-12 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
i turn my arms into tentacles!!!

...ok and a bunch of other things but like

i think i'm supposed to be able to turn into animals...?
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[personal profile] thebeastwithout 2018-03-12 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
i feel like i shouldn't try and turn my arms into elephant trunks cause i don't know what kinda body horror that's gonna turn into
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[personal profile] thebeastwithout 2018-03-13 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
well yeah but those are like... arm-ish...?
like where would the hole on the elephant trunk lead to if it was an arm
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[personal profile] thebeastwithout 2018-03-14 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
what

wHaT

no dude you don't just get to say that that is totally not true!!! where did you read that!! why would you tell me that! i don't wanna know!
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[personal profile] thebeastwithout 2018-03-14 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
gross!!!1111

and the arms aren't mouths! they just have... taste sensors, whatever, that's fine. i'm not growing the mouth 'cause the center of the tentacles is my head and there's already a mouth there

don't make this weird man
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[personal profile] thebeastwithout 2018-03-17 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
no one is growing extra mouths anywhere and that's final!!!
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[personal profile] thebeastwithout 2018-03-17 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
why don't you wanna ask for something cool man
why do you keep asking for face parts
no one wants to see extra face parts
that's gross
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[personal profile] thebeastwithout 2018-03-19 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
what
no!
well ok that's not bad but like

what about wings and crap

everyone likes wings
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[personal profile] thebeastwithout 2018-03-20 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
...ok we have like totally different definitions of cool

but actually sure why not i can probably do that

i won't have arms, though, they'll just be like... dove wings
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[personal profile] thebeastwithout 2018-03-23 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
i totally will!!!!

...as soon as i figure out how to keep my fat butt from falling so fast all the time

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