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[livens]

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[thebeastwithout]

gross!!!1111

and the arms aren't mouths! they just have... taste sensors, whatever, that's fine. i'm not growing the mouth 'cause the center of the tentacles is my head and there's already a mouth there

don't make this weird man

[livens]

they're mouth-adjacent!!

[thebeastwithout]

no one is growing extra mouths anywhere and that's final!!!

[livens]

what about noses???

[thebeastwithout]

why don't you wanna ask for something cool man
why do you keep asking for face parts
no one wants to see extra face parts
that's gross

[livens]

what would cool even be???
lizard camo abilities?

[thebeastwithout]

what
no!
well ok that's not bad but like

what about wings and crap

everyone likes wings

[livens]

you could make yourself into an angel!

[thebeastwithout]

...ok we have like totally different definitions of cool

but actually sure why not i can probably do that

i won't have arms, though, they'll just be like... dove wings

[livens]

could you take me flying???

[thebeastwithout]

i totally will!!!!

...as soon as i figure out how to keep my fat butt from falling so fast all the time

[livens]

maybe you have to make your bones hollow!

[thebeastwithout]

yeah i don't know how to do that
also that sounds painful

[livens]

i think that's part of what allows birds to fly though??

[thebeastwithout]

uh
probably
but like

how am i supposed to do that

won't i just like, die

[livens]

i'm not sure!
can't most shapeshifters do those things in movies?

[thebeastwithout]

yeah well they had like, time to practice and stuff
alright, i'll put 'making my bones hollow' on the list of things i need to try
right after 'be a t. rex for reals'

[livens]

if you become a t rex let's take a selfie!

[thebeastwithout]

dude
c'mon
how is that your priority here

you gotta climb in my mouth and then we'll do a selfie, duh