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[personal profile] thebeastwithout 2018-03-14 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
what

wHaT

no dude you don't just get to say that that is totally not true!!! where did you read that!! why would you tell me that! i don't wanna know!
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[personal profile] thebeastwithout 2018-03-14 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
gross!!!1111

and the arms aren't mouths! they just have... taste sensors, whatever, that's fine. i'm not growing the mouth 'cause the center of the tentacles is my head and there's already a mouth there

don't make this weird man
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[personal profile] thebeastwithout 2018-03-17 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
no one is growing extra mouths anywhere and that's final!!!
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[personal profile] thebeastwithout 2018-03-17 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
why don't you wanna ask for something cool man
why do you keep asking for face parts
no one wants to see extra face parts
that's gross
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[personal profile] thebeastwithout 2018-03-19 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
what
no!
well ok that's not bad but like

what about wings and crap

everyone likes wings
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[personal profile] thebeastwithout 2018-03-20 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
...ok we have like totally different definitions of cool

but actually sure why not i can probably do that

i won't have arms, though, they'll just be like... dove wings
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[personal profile] thebeastwithout 2018-03-23 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
i totally will!!!!

...as soon as i figure out how to keep my fat butt from falling so fast all the time
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[personal profile] thebeastwithout 2018-03-24 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah i don't know how to do that
also that sounds painful
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[personal profile] thebeastwithout 2018-03-27 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
uh
probably
but like

how am i supposed to do that

won't i just like, die
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[personal profile] thebeastwithout 2018-03-28 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
yeah well they had like, time to practice and stuff
alright, i'll put 'making my bones hollow' on the list of things i need to try
right after 'be a t. rex for reals'
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[personal profile] thebeastwithout 2018-04-01 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
dude
c'mon
how is that your priority here

you gotta climb in my mouth and then we'll do a selfie, duh