thebeastwithout: (Fingerpoint)

[personal profile] thebeastwithout 2018-02-05 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
I...

I want you to know...

[Gar gasps for breath from position on the floor.]

..........Vampire Bombshells from Beyond the Stars Part V: Femme Fatalons was better than Ghoul Friends of the Lost Mayan Continent...

promise me...

you'll tell...

roger ebert.......
thebeastwithout: (Unsure)

[personal profile] thebeastwithout 2018-02-06 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
gurgle...

[gar actually says the word 'gurgle' out loud]

great...

now i can finally...

rest.........
thebeastwithout: (Fingerpoint)

[personal profile] thebeastwithout 2018-02-07 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
What.

[Gar protests vociferously!]

Bodies don't hafta go to class! What kinda school is this! Put me in the dirt where I belong.
thebeastwithout: (Life is pain)

[personal profile] thebeastwithout 2018-02-09 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
I don't eat chicken...!

[Gar grumbles.]

...Actually they have good tofu nuggets when they do chicken nuggets...

But I mean, I'm dead, so. I don't need to eat all.

Weren't you listening to my whole thing just now?
thebeastwithout: (Unsure)

[personal profile] thebeastwithout 2018-02-10 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
C'mon, man, I'm replaceable. Let me rot in peace. You'll find someone else to pass you notes in class.

The world will keep going.

You can't mourn forever.
thebeastwithout: (Thoughtful)

[personal profile] thebeastwithout 2018-02-15 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Well, yeah, that's 'cause I'm the funniest guy on the planet and the world's losing an important hero.

Duh.
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[personal profile] thebeastwithout 2018-02-16 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Uggghhhhhh.

But we're in a giant dome and the sun is probably going extinct or whateverrrrr...

[gar is whining]

...Fine, I'll go to school one more day and then I'm gonna go break into City Hall and figure out what's going on.