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[personal profile] buncho 2017-12-14 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ After an afternoon of shouting and yelling— and there was some singing in there too— her throat's getting pretty parched and she'd used up a lot of energy in the process. Shoveling snow's going to need both of those things, so she bounds forward towards one of the ReVA pepper stations. ]

Let's have ice cream and peppers! If we eat the ice cream first, then we won't feel how spicy the peppers are!
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[personal profile] buncho 2017-12-15 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Why are they abusing their mouths with both sour and spicy and brain freeze cold-

but that's what they do, I guess, stepping into the shop where they can pick out both ice cream and toppings and normally Mafuyu would do a 30-70 split of ice cream to topping, but today is ice cream day, so she bounds up to the counter and gives her order. ]


Two scoops of raspberry— the blue one that turns your tongue blue— and for the topping, I want all the sour sugar dust at the bottom of the lemon drop box!
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[personal profile] buncho 2017-12-16 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah! I'm paying for yours today, so we gotta share!

[ she would buy him a separate one to pay back her running tab more than just a trickle a week, but she spends money like water and doesn't have a lot saved up; they'll have to keep being friends until old age if he ever wants to be paid back in full. ]
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[personal profile] buncho 2017-12-16 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ten gazillion dollars by now probably

but kk, they get their ice cream and Mafuyu directs them outside so they can brain freeze and immediately eat the peppers. ]


Spoon for you and one for me, and it's an ice cream eating contest, okay? [ and without waiting- ] 321go!!
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[personal profile] buncho 2017-12-16 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Mafuyu is well practiced in ice cream eating contests in that she fought a grown man this way once for the right to drive his car— she'd lost then, but she remembers the high stakes and puts that towards her efforts in shoveling ice cream into her mouth and finishing her head first and clutching her head in pain because haha this really hurts, let her just

shove the peppers over to hinata's side first, please go ahead and eat as many as you want ]
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[personal profile] buncho 2017-12-17 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ ReVA is the real menace of the holiday season, why is this a task in the first place, maybe this is just karma

Mafuyu helps out as much as she can, filling up her mouth with two or three peppers at a time in order to get through all of them but yeah, tears and regrets everywhere. No time to talk. Just keep shoveling down peppers, shut off your brain and eat. ]
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[personal profile] buncho 2017-12-17 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ Definitely just sit there for a good few minutes until they find the strength to roll off the bench and lie on the ground. ]

Let's just shovel in front of the ReVA offices.

[ Block their office doors as retaliation for making this a list item. ]
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[personal profile] buncho 2017-12-17 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ once with Dave, and the second time with Hinata... But that's just them; they'll take revenge for all the other volunteers too. ]

Okay!

[ On their feet! ]

Let's go bury the entire building!
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[personal profile] buncho 2017-12-17 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
I think we can leave it for another team to unbury! That's teamwork!

[ AND SPITE. ]
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[personal profile] buncho 2017-12-17 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Nope~

[ But that's all she says as she places a finger over her mouth to shush them because they're going to shovel snow in secret, hiding out by the corners of the building so nobody can see them throwing snow against the doors and windows first

it's a """blizzard"""

aka divine retribution ]
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[personal profile] buncho 2017-12-17 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ They tried with the peppers and doing that normally wasn't worth the pain, so it's blizzard time.

She laughs at the suggestion of leaving behind a scapegoat ]


Yeah! We can make a huge menacing snow god that's been angered! This is punishment from the god!
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[personal profile] buncho 2017-12-17 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
I'll work on the face! He'll have a hundred eyes and a mouth full of tree branch teeth!

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