[ it's not!! a marriage vow!!!!! he's just gonna focus on the second part it's fine ]
...I don't think I could handle a dragon. They're big and smart and scary, and they'd have a lot of teeth, and usually they just kind of eat knights whole... And if they were any nicer than that, they wouldn't need to be slain in the first place.
[ he. he is 100% serious about the dragon thing because anya told him her group befriended one LMAO who needs a metaphor ]
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...I don't think I could handle a dragon. They're big and smart and scary, and they'd have a lot of teeth, and usually they just kind of eat knights whole... And if they were any nicer than that, they wouldn't need to be slain in the first place.
[ he. he is 100% serious about the dragon thing because anya told him her group befriended one LMAO who needs a metaphor ]